Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden
happy cinco de cuatro to those who celebrate
Anonymous asked:
Hey Alex, what can we expect from episode 4 of Barry tonight?
alexzalben answered:
💔
WAS NOT LYING
Barryheads we’re back
Let’s gooooooooo
uhhh... tom? tom, is this - is this... theatre? because I'm pretty sure that man, um, plummeted into, into the ocean... as unto Icarus, haha. frankly I'm not sure he could have survived without some kind of - of breathing apparatus - no, tom, I appreciate the invite, and the service, it's a great opportunity, but - the foam is very nice, tom...
oh, lighten up, Greg! it's very clearly dinner theatre! gloomy Greg over here, crying into his fucking umebo-hoshi! (laughing too hard) Eat up. Seriously. Eat up. It's rude.
"TOM- Tom, TOM? I- I uhh think that uhh that this guy umm I think he fucking killed himself, Tom. Like in front of us. I think he- you know. Gray matter on the sushi and and-"
"Listen to me Greg. Do you seriously think a place like Hawthorne is going to do something as unsanitary as that? In front of their merry little work kitchen? With all the elves at Santa Julian's workshop with their posca paint pens or whatever the fuck it is that sprays? In this institution. Jesus Christ Greg, you're acting like a caveman! Ugg ugg. Greg see someone kill self. Ugg ugg. It's THEATER, Greg!"
"But what about the Tortillas that showed us kissing at- at-"
"Oh yeah. Shit. Glad Shiv wasn't my invite. Did you eat all of those, by the way?"
(Greg is slowly seen tucking a tortilla into his pocket)
